RUBBISH IN A CRATE

Alright, so you've got this heap of stuff . It's all crammed in your basement , and it's starting to annoy you. You desire to dispose of it, but you don't have a clue where to start. Well, take heed, because I've got just the solution for you: a box . Yes, you heard that right! Just chuck all your crap into a container , and bam! You've got yoursel

I bought/ordered/purchased this product/thingamajig/gadget with high expectations/hopes/anticipation, but it turned out to be an absolute disaster/wreck/lemon. It's completely useless/worthless/broken out of the box. The instructions/manual/guide were confusing/nonsensical/unreadable, and customer service/support/assistance is nonexistent/rude/ unh